Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Mines Excavated:	2254
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	111	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	979961
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1648	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1718	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	132
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3730	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ores Mined:	4299
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3363
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3000	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	760	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	1165	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.