Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3548
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Dimension Hops:	14
Animals Bred:	66	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	8871
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Farms Harvested:	611
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Ores Mined:	2774	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Love Letters Sent:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Emeralds Found:	2837	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.