Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	102	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	162
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Potions Brewed:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	437633
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	76

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Towns Built:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	386	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Alien Abductions:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	7716

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6208
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	7069	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	637372	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!