Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4187	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Magic Items Found:	6931	Gods Slained:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3155	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	125	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	59	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	157730
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	249	Alien Abductions:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	3223	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Buildings Constructed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	6513	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.