Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	8049	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4024	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Animals Bred:	195

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crops Grown:	3042
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5429
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!