Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Animals Bred:	171

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Potions Brewed:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Star Shards Collected:	249
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Zombie Dances:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Void Gems Collected:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	197
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	68	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2019	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1851	Magic Items Found:	5379
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Towns Built:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.