Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9446	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	250	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	284	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Potions Brewed:	144	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchantments Applied:	123	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5614	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Farms Harvested:	659
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!