Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	730	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Emeralds Found:	8205	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	751
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Dimension Hops:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	670845	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4553

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.