Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	275
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8805
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1259	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Farms Harvested:	438	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7228	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.