Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	217571
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Towns Built:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	7848
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9381	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.