Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magic Items Found:	5627	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	157	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Emeralds Found:	9596
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	483331
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9479	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	264	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	1170	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Farms Harvested:	968
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	New Chunks Explored:	465219
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.