Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	116	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
New Chunks Explored:	392344	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7002
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Items Found:	2052	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.