Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Animals Bred:	186	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dimension Hops:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Star Shards Collected:	211
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Emeralds Found:	5773	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Animals Bred:	46

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Animals Bred:	127

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4613
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	591	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.