Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8845	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3245	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9782	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Love Letters Sent:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	1704

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchantments Applied:	82	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	193	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	849394

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.