Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Dimension Hops:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Star Shards Collected:	214

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Buildings Constructed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Farms Harvested:	854	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3322	Astral Projections Made:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	5709	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ores Mined:	2837	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.