Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7904
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Star Shards Collected:	258	Mines Excavated:	3107
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Villages Defended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	129
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9763
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	128	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4035	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	119	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Potions Brewed:	81
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Items Found:	4740
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crops Grown:	6040	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	8731
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!