Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Farms Harvested:	290	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	201
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	257	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchantments Applied:	295	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2920
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.