Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2099
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Animals Bred:	67	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	52	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	111	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Runes Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Star Shards Collected:	62
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Magic Items Found:	1128	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ores Mined:	4570	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!