Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Emeralds Found:	3500	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crops Grown:	3181
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Emeralds Found:	2978
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Star Shards Collected:	259	Orbs of Power Found:	12

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Holy Grails Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	99	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5114
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5255	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Votes:	3355	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5185
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	291	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com