Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	6658	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

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CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Ores Mined:	9018
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	3283	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Towns Built:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ores Mined:	8570
Void Gems Collected:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	98	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Zombie Dances:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net