Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7937	Ores Mined:	1125
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

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The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1540	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3279
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Votes:	869
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Votes:	3774
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6208	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5188	Villages Defended:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	241
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Star Shards Collected:	93	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu