Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

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TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

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RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Items Found:	6144	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	144	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	101
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Emeralds Found:	2275
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	179
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2337	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1783	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Potions Brewed:	138

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8005	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	185	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	1744	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	293388	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Farms Harvested:	130	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com