Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

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Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

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Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7472
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	1606
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Runes Activated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8731
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7504	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	170
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	150
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	755	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5507
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mines Excavated:	3494
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Villages Defended:	5

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg