Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

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DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1984
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	987965	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	3334	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	4465	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4440	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1963
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
New Chunks Explored:	34524	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Items Found:	2285
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	3846
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3656

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6146

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	143	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7467	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	582	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com