Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	706	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

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PvPWars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Emeralds Found:	2205	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

org.pvpwars.net

Kronic Romania MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	809
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1

We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

Play.kronic.ro

Hellbounds

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

play.hellbounds.net

SamMc

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	8925

SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

play.sammc.xyz:30125

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	New Chunks Explored:	455004
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	6649
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	4875
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7144	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	72
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7905	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

mc.piratemc.com