Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Animals Bred: 37
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 New Chunks Explored: 247843
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Mines Excavated: 2913
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Dimension Hops: 0
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

    TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

    2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

    3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

    4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Emeralds Found: 3483
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dimension Hops: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Runes Activated: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5032 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 482
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6970 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Alien Abductions: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mines Excavated: 3164

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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