Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

    MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?
    Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

    So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Gods Slained: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 268

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles

    Rosemi’s Epic Fail: The Ethyria Chronicles
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat

    Crafty AF: Making INT a Dump Stat
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to make Intelligence a Dump Stat! Why waste your precious skill points on smarts when you can use them for more important things like mining diamonds or building epic structures?

    Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.

    Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?

    So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Runes Activated: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 204
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

    Zombie Apocalypse: You Were Warned

    Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride of epic proportions.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land of infinite cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese for days!

    But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually llamas in disguise. They traded rainbows for emeralds and told jokes that would make even a creeper chuckle.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and takes you on a rollercoaster of absurdity, then look no further. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    But remember, you were warned. Once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Potions Brewed: 89 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ores Mined: 5306 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names

    MineKombat: Punching Blocks & Taking Names
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the fights that break out over who gets the last diamond block.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where Terminology is just a fancy word for “how to smack your friends with a pickaxe”.

    Check out our Tekken 8 Character Overviews to see which Minecraft mob is the ultimate fighter. Will it be the Creeper, with its explosive moves? Or maybe the Enderman, with its teleportation skills?

    And don’t forget to study up on our Important combos and moves for each character – because you never know when you’ll need to pull off a flawless victory against a horde of zombies.

    Our Fundamentals guide will teach you everything you need to know about surviving in this blocky world. From crafting to building, we’ve got you covered.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just be warned – the competition is fierce, and the memes are even fiercer.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!

    TransCraft: Where even the blocks are transitioning!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have magical rainbow unicorns that poop diamonds! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Imagine riding around on a sparkly unicorn while collecting precious diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that it actually helps with self-discovery and personal growth. Just ask our player who realized they were a trans girl while playing on our server. They plan on starting HRT soon and we couldn’t be happier for them! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so life-changing?

    So come join us on our server and experience the magical unicorns, diamond poop, and self-discovery for yourself. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world. See you there!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AnimeLogicMC – Where Producers Roll a Dice to Decide Season Renewals!

    AnimeLogicMC – Where Producers Roll a Dice to Decide Season Renewals!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! You may not have heard of us, we’re like that hidden gem that only true connoisseurs know about. We may not be the talk of the town like KnY, JJK, or MHA, but we’ve got something they don’t – 6 seasons (with season 7 on the way), 2 movies, and 4 specials! It’s like we’re the underdog that keeps winning, while the big shots are left in the dust. Join us for a wild ride that defies all logic and reason!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BlindCraft: Where even the creepers feel sorry for you!

    BlindCraft: Where even the creepers feel sorry for you!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even blind players can thrive! Join us and discover a world where your lack of sight is actually an advantage. Who needs to see when you can feel your way through EPIC adventures?

    Our server is so secure, even blind players can navigate it with ease. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally discover what you look like – maybe you’re secretly a Minecraft character who uses Nord VPN for extra protection!

    Come join us for a WILD ride filled with surprises, challenges, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs vision when you have an AWESOME community to guide you through?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Magic Items Found: 5750
    Runes Activated: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Lolcraft – 404 Error

    Lolcraft – 404 Error
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From unicorn horses to rainbow sheep, you’ll never run out of amazing sights to behold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of LOLZ where everything is made of cake and diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1169 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Butt Adventures

    Blocky Butt Adventures
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly llamas who gave them magical powers to fly around the server like a superhero!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted weapons and armor for anyone brave enough to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a creeper

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Gals Rule – No Female Privilege Here

    Crafty Gals Rule – No Female Privilege Here
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Female privilege doesn’t exist… because everyone is a blocky pixel character with no gender! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and battle creepers without any gender bias holding you back.

    Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is a feminist who fights for equal rights for all mobs. Join her in epic battles and show that gender stereotypes have no place in the world of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers wear pink tutus and top hats because why not? Join us and explore this wacky world where anything is possible.

    So come on, join our server and let’s prove once and for all that in the world of Minecraft, Female privilege doesn’t exist… because everyone is equal when they’re a blocky pixel character.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafting Hope: Danganronpa Edition

    Crafting Hope: Danganronpa Edition
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Forget about boring old servers, because this one is filled with DRAMA, MYSTERY, and ADVENTURE!

    Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the blocky world! Will you uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearances of the villagers? Or will you be too busy crafting the most fabulous diamond armor set?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From the elusive Enderdragon to the mischievous Creeper, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, every block tells a story.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RoboCraft: Immigrant Edition – Where Did You Teleport From?

    RoboCraft: Immigrant Edition – Where Did You Teleport From?
    Welcome to our out of this world Minecraft server, where even immigrant robots are welcome! Are you a robot looking to escape the monotony of your old server and start fresh in a new digital land? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a journey from your old server to our glitchy paradise, where the grass is always greener and the redstone flows like water. Say goodbye to your old server and hello to a whole new world of possibilities!

    Experience mind-blowing culture shocks as you navigate through our server, filled with unique builds and crazy contraptions. You’ll never get over the insane standard of living we offer here – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

    So why wait? Immigrate to our server today and see how it changes your beliefs, lifestyle, and even your binary soul. Who knows, you might just find a new home away from home in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Role Model Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Role Model Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD tales of this server.

    Legend has it that on this server, you can ride FLYING PIGS into battle against evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret DIAMOND mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

    But wait, there’s more! Our ROLE MODEL on this server is none other than a talking llama who gives out sage advice and epic quests. Plus, every full moon, the sky rains down RAINBOW colored blocks for you to build with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and prepare for the most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineVibes: Chill Server for /vt/ Gamers!

    MineVibes: Chill Server for /vt/ Gamers!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Island, where you can ride on rainbow-colored horses and battle evil wizards with your trusty diamond sword. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of talking llamas.

    So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a 24/7 taco stand where you can refuel after a long day of mining. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build your dream castle or prank your friends with exploding chickens.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Farms Harvested: 426
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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