Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of ‘/hoc/’

Are you tired of constantly getting griefed by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect safe haven for all Boston fans out there! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, not only do you get to build and explore to your heart’s content, but you also get a personal bodyguard in the form of a giant green monster named Larry. Larry will protect you from any pesky mobs that try to ruin your day, all while wearing a custom-made Boston Celtics jersey. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Larry Bird himself makes occasional appearances to give out legendary enchanted basketballs that can shoot fireballs at any enemy in sight. So come join us on the calmest Boston fan edition server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 352

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GEMS are for Villagers

    GEMS are for Villagers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gems you find are in the mines? Well, get ready for Season 2 of our server where GEMS are for getting your groove on! That’s right, we’ve got disco balls, dance floors, and even a DJ booth where you can show off your sick moves. So why wait? Join now and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 2022, whatever floats your boat)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Villages Defended: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Pimps & Creeper Chicks: Where First Dates Get Explosive!

    Pixel Pimps & Creeper Chicks: Where First Dates Get Explosive!
    Are you tired of striking out with the ladies because you don’t have a fancy watch? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all the girls will be throwing themselves at you if you wear a Rolex in-game! That’s right, forget about charm and personality, all you need is a virtual timepiece to win over the ladies.

    Join our server and watch as the virtual babes flock to you like moths to a flame. Who needs to actually talk to someone when you can just flash your Rolex and have them falling at your virtual feet? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to live out your wildest Rolex-wearing fantasies in Minecraft!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyZombieLand: Where we debate if ‘The Last of Us’ is art or just a bunch of blocks

    CraftyZombieLand: Where we debate if ‘The Last of Us’ is art or just a bunch of blocks
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge in a post-apocalyptic world where zombies roam the land and players must scavenge for resources to survive.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to fend off hordes of the undead, but you’ll also have to navigate through treacherous terrain filled with deadly traps and hidden secrets. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful weapons waiting to be discovered.

    So, if you’re up for a thrilling adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. Remember, only the strongest and bravest players will make it out alive!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!

    DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!
    Are you tired of boring old dreams where you’re just flying or falling? Join our Minecraft server and experience nightmares every time you sleep! We’ve got creepy crawlies, spooky specters, and terrifying monsters lurking around every corner. Who needs a good night’s rest when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in your dreams? Join now and never have a peaceful night again!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition

    Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with exploding rainbow creepers?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Naughty Mine: Where Naughty Feels Nice!

    Crafty Naughty Mine: Where Naughty Feels Nice!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, come join us on our server where being naughty feels oh so nice!

    Join us and experience the thrill of stealing from your fellow players, griefing their builds, and causing chaos wherever you go. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun at all costs.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where you can unleash your inner prankster and drive your friends crazy with hilarious tricks and traps. Or how about our “Chaos Hour” where the entire server descends into madness and pandemonium for one hour every week?

    So why play by the rules when you can join us and embrace your naughty side? Come see why feeling naughty feels so nice on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

    Join us and you’ll discover a world where Chinese passports are actually used as weapons to defend your virtual girlfriend from assailants. That’s right, forget swords and shields, all you need is a passport to keep your loved one safe!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!

    CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly test your skills and survive against all odds? Look no further than our server, where the RAPPER REAPER himself reigns supreme.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – this isn’t your average Minecraft experience. We have shooters at every corner of the world, just waiting for the signal to strike. And some of them may even be mods on the server, ready to enforce the RAPPER REAPER’s rules with an iron fist.

    Think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world? Are you ready to prove your worth against the ultimate streetwise rapper turned Minecraft overlord? Join us now and see if you can handle the heat. But be prepared – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Try the RAPPER REAPER’s world if you dare, but remember – this is your final warning.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ChestHeadCraft: Where Monsters Wear Treasure as Hats!

    ChestHeadCraft: Where Monsters Wear Treasure as Hats!
    Come join our Minecraft server where you can wear the Monster head resembling a treasure chest and unleash the power of the exiled clan! Increase your soul absorption and item discovery, but beware of the curse of the branded that comes with it.

    Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the ancient god and unlock the true potential of the cursed clan. Will you succumb to greed or rise above it to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now and be part of a legendary tale that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Magic Items Found: 1372
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blocky Banter: Bagging Blocks with Blue Archive #5148

    Blocky Banter: Bagging Blocks with Blue Archive #5148
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a twist that will blow your mind!

    Join our server for the chance to battle Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. And if that’s not enough, how about participating in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission? Yes, you heard that right, you can now deliver ramen in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to join the General Student Council and balance Schale’s books? Well, now you can on our server! And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring Shigure and Cherino – because who doesn’t want to see Minecraft characters in a hot spring?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy missions, epic battles, and hot springs galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Star Shards Collected: 155
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Waifus: Your Trad Japanese Wife Minecraft Server

    Crafty Waifus: Your Trad Japanese Wife Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a trad and based Japanese wife to help you conquer the Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you a virtual waifu who will craft, mine, and fight mobs by your side! Join now for the ultimate gaming experience and a chance to find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs real relationships when you have a virtual waifu to keep you company? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your perfect Minecraft match!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Zombie Dances: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!

    YamaCraft: The Ultimate Outdoor Anime Adventure!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-loving adventurers out there! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. It was rumored to be so awesome that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And do you know what they found there? A land filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and secret caves just waiting to be explored. But that’s not all – this server had a community of players who were as friendly as a pack of wolves in a petting zoo.

    But the real kicker? This server had a rivalry that put all others to shame. The debate raged on: which outdoor anime was better, Yama no Susume or YuruCamp? And let me tell you, things got heated. PvP battles were fought, alliances were formed, and friendships were tested. It was like the Battle of Helm’s Deep, but with more diamond swords and less Orcs.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than a Nether fortress, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a quest for pixelated glory that will go down in server history. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyRusBel Funhouse

    CraftyRusBel Funhouse
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a magical adventure where you play as a precious little angel soaring through the skies on a rainbow unicorn!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ve ever seen, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land made entirely of candy!

    Join our server for non-stop laughter and fun as you battle evil gummy bears and ride on the backs of giant marshmallows. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7053 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

    Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for the average when you can join the VIP club of indie vtubers who are killing it online?

    We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).

    So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

    LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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