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Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	6760
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Animals Bred:	138	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mines Excavated:	4741	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6912	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mines Excavated:	4083	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Carb Coma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1971	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4