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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5413 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.