Blocky Love Connection | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Potions Brewed:	196
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	3508	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1102

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

#JapReader, #MoeChart, #Readme, #VNDB, chartanon, CREEPERS, DeepL, discussion, download links, Drool, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Recommendations, rule, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, useful things, visual novel, VN General, Yoshi’s, YoshiCraft, Yoshino Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1556
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	669	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ores Mined:	4611	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18