Blocky Knights LOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9355	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
New Chunks Explored:	231461	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mines Excavated:	4709	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	7565	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dimension Hops:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Towns Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	1502
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Emeralds Found:	6772	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3