Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1616 Farms Harvested: 752
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Crops Grown: 3806
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Potions Brewed: 58
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 173 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Towns Built: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 271
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SuperSurvivalX

    SuperSurvivalX

    → IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Ores Mined: 6659

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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