Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 365 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1771 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 99 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Animals Bred: 102 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5579 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Villages Defended: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Void Gems Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Potions Brewed: 198 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SuperSurvivalX

    SuperSurvivalX

    → IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Veroxus

    Veroxus

    Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 122823 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • IipuCraft

    IipuCraft

    Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Lava Rising

    Lava Rising

    Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Obtain the Grain OTG

    Obtain the Grain OTG

    SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Gamerland

    Gamerland

    Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Emeralds Found: 3036
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RealmWars

    RealmWars

    Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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