| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so lit, they make the Eorzean sun jealous. And don’t even get me started on our meetups – we’ve got watch parties, dungeon melty viewings, and even a Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXX (that’s 80 for all you non-Roman numeral experts).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community this side of the Lodestone. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 1937 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5835 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying lion and soar through the skies, raining down fireballs on unsuspecting players below. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the giant spiders guarding the entrance, they’re not too keen on sharing their loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, the lion never sleeps and he’s always hungry for more chaos and mayhem!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 57 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7794 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players ride llamas into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with skeletons. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can party with villagers and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is worth more than all the diamonds in the world.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most ridiculous, absurd, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in your honor. With events like “SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council” and “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission,” you’ll never run out of quests to conquer. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault against Gregorius (Indoors) – rumor has it he’s guarding a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to the Total Assault against Binah (Urban) – where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Plus, with 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions happening all the time, you’ll level up faster than you can say “creeper, oh man.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire blocky universe. See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7114 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also live with your friend’s family for 2 years without anyone questioning how that’s even possible. It’s like a never-ending sleepover, but with more blocky buildings and less parental supervision.
So come on, join us and see just how cooked you can get in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft. Who needs logic when you have unlimited possibilities and endless adventures waiting for you? Let’s get crafting!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6576 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of laughs. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining and crafting? Just ask one of our players about their favorite brand of chafing cream – trust us, the answers will have you in stitches.
So why wait? Come join us on our server and let’s see who can build the most outrageous monument to smooth legs in women’s cycling shorts. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft fashion icon!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all! You’ll also get to hang out with the one and only Amakami Konomi, a pro illustrator and member of Million Production gen 0. She’ll teach you how to build the most epic structures and unleash your creativity like never before.
And let’s not forget about Houshou Marine, the queen of the high seas! She’ll lead you on epic underwater adventures and show you the hidden treasures of the ocean.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 488 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare and exotic food items, from golden apples to enchanted pork chops. Our chefs are top-notch and will whip up delicious meals that will have you coming back for more.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground food fight club where players can battle it out with pies, cakes, and even rotten flesh. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to indulge in the most outrageous food adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Remember, on our server, we’re eating good, Rancebros!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6329 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8539 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within our virtual Vietnam is a secret underground tunnel network filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pho restaurant run by a group of friendly villagers who serve up the most delicious virtual noodles you’ve ever tasted. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident Minecraft version of Ho Chi Minh himself, wandering the streets and spreading pixelated wisdom to all who cross his path.
So come on down to our server and experience the wonders of virtual Vietnam for yourself. Who needs to travel the world when you can explore it all from the comfort of your own computer screen? Join us today and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 187 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the opening ceremony of SUPER EXPO 2024, where Watame will perform her latest hit, ‘Can You Do The The Hololive’. And don’t miss out on the Capture The Moment Stage 1, where Watame will rock out with Mori and conduct the ceremony with Azki and Roboco.
But that’s not all! Watame will be appearing as a guest at the 超超超超ゲーマーズ event, where she’ll show off her new gyaru-inspired outfit and announce her ambition to become the King Of The Sheep. Plus, she’ll be releasing new songs and covers for you to enjoy while you build and explore in the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most sheep-tastic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or participate in a dance-off with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit!
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen, complete with disco balls made of diamond blocks and unlimited cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9017 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
