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LOLcraft – Honkai Star Rail Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on a journey through the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll encounter epic battles and mystical creatures at every turn. Explore the Acheron realm and discover your true colors as you fight for glory and honor.

But wait, there’s more! Embark on a quest among the stars where destiny awaits, and uncover the secrets of the universe. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, each with their own unique abilities to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Redeemable codes, tools, and resources are at your fingertips on our server. Join now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Girl Band CryCraft

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to know what Nina was searching for before she mysteriously disappeared from our server? Well, rumor has it that she was on the hunt for the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Yes, you heard that right – a majestic unicorn covered in sparkling diamonds that can fly you around the server in style.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature before anyone else does! But be warned, the unicorn is said to only appear to those with the purest of hearts and the most epic building skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends as you ride into battle on the back of a Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Nina’s disappearance along the way. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty McLaughLand: Where Popular Phases Meet Possibilities!

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Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FemCraft: Where Femanons Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the femanons play! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of pink sheep who throw epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Robotyne Rumble: Where Creepers Destroy More Than Just Peaceful Towns!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can help rebuild the once peaceful Ukrainian town of Robotyne that was destroyed by terrorist Russian animals! Join us as we fight off creepers and zombies to restore this town to its former glory.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the ruins of Robotyne lies a secret stash of diamonds that will make you richer than a Minecraft Steve with a full inventory. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate diamond hoarder?

Join us now and be part of the epic quest to rebuild Robotyne, defeat the evil Russian animals, and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	3385
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	414
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	270
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	153	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1800
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Buildings Constructed:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1690
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5