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Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Potions Brewed:	68	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	3187
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	192
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6712	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchantments Applied:	116
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	90777	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ores Mined:	1823
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ores Mined:	956
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	4805	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	169
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	729114
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.