Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Ores Mined: 1004

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Farms Harvested: 472

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 253 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Gods Slained: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2624
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Potions Brewed: 23 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Farms Harvested: 972 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Emeralds Found: 8185 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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