Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Full sick mc

    Full sick mc
    Server IP: play.full-sick.com

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Crops Grown: 8023
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Ng network craft

    Ng network craft
    Server IP: de2.bot-hosting.net

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Un Server Sin Ley

    Un Server Sin Ley

    A Lawless Server is a Minecraft server where only the best will succeed!

    We have a Fortnite-like battle pass, missions, additional achievements and endless possibilities with the plots!

    We also have a system of protections and cities, economy system, auctions and much more!

    You can create your own team within the server along with other people with whom you can collaborate and talk with them through our discord (we will create a channel for you) or if you prefer you can try to join one of the teams created by other players. There is PvP in unprotected areas.

    Es un survival similar a DeadWorld (DeadPlayers).

    WARNING! Just because it’s lawless doesn’t mean you can use hacks!

    Join the discord to see the tutorials and how everything works https://discord.gg/g9ksxxW

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Coldplay Network

    Coldplay Network

    We hope to make a warm space for people to play together, that’s why Coldplay Network was created. Join our Discord and enjoy the game!

    Currently we have the following gamemodes:

    Planet – 1:1000 Earth SMP, you can build up your towns even cities here, but keep in mind that it has keep inventory disabled Creative Land – Towny server with special generators Block Games – includes skyblock and caveblock,

    If you have any questions, feel free to ask our admins on our forum or Discord

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Industrial mc

    Industrial mc

    Geopolitical Earth Towny Server. Join a nation or create your own, establish yourself as a world power and dominate your region. Trade with other players and build the economy.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Craft Hermit

    Craft Hermit

    This is my public remake of HermitCraft PLEASE NOTE IF NO ONE IS ONLINE THE SERVER WILL SHUT DOWN What is HermitCraft? From description of the subreddit: “HermitCraft is a private, whitelisted, vanilla Minecraft server created for YouTube content creators and Twitch streamers. Members often post videos on their channels which can be found below.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MineChess

    MineChess

    Welcome to MineChess an awesome Pve and Pvp experience like no other with custom mobs, items, abilities and skins. We are hosting a parkour even that is up until we are ready for beta launch. There are 10 players per battle so you must be the top 3 left alive to gain rankings, or play casual and just have fun. Create special gamemodes with edited options of how your game will play. Also have the ability to turn off particles entirely from our resource pack.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Galactic prisons

    Galactic prisons

    Galactic Prisons is a space-themed Minecraft prison server with all the latest Mods, Crates, Keys and so much more.

    IP: 149.56.179.244:25575Discord: https://discord.gg/zKZxdP8fuF

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MegaRealms Survival

    MegaRealms Survival

    Welcome to MegaRealms!MegaRealms is a young semi-vanilla, LONG TERM, SMP server looking for more players to join our no-grief friendly community! There is a place for you!

    + Economy + Land Claims + Quests + FAST SERVER – No Lag + Professional Admins + And More! IP:play.megarealms.net

    Website:http://megarealms.net Discord:https://discord.gg/KcFxvJJGcmThank you and see you there!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Argon Network

    Argon Network

    Argon Network Is currently a creative server as well as a Minecraft World SMP server. Explore the REAL world in minecraft! JOIN ARGONCRAFT.NET NOW!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Slidemc

    Slidemc
    Server IP: slidemc.gbnodes.host

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PandoraNetwork

    PandoraNetwork

    A semi-hardcore, pseudo-vanilla server with 1.13+, PvP, economy, quests, crates, and cool ranks. Join now! We need staff! UHC-esque server with no health regen and great quests to keep you occupied!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • One Piece – Beyond The Seas

    One Piece – Beyond The Seas

    ONE PIECE SERVER COMING SOON ! 1.12.2 custom server You can come with technicpack , new launcher soon !

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    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minelunasmp

    Minelunasmp

    Discover MinelunaSMP, a world full of challenges and emotions. Explore fascinating biomes, build your home and be part of an active community. Immerse yourself and live an unforgettable experience on our server. Join and start your adventure today!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Nexus Society

    Nexus Society

    Nexus Society is a server unlike any others. Here at Nexus Society we care about our playerbase. We have a wide range of game modes to play. We have Kitpvp, Smp earth and a nostalgia world.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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