Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Towns Built: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Survival Manos

    Survival Manos

    SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Asgard Smp

    Asgard Smp

    Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Minemu

    Minemu

    Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Emeralds Found: 2121 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • VoxelMC

    VoxelMC

    VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Moon Landing

    Moon Landing

    Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Lucent PvP

    Lucent PvP

    LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Farms Harvested: 430
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Armada Network

    The Armada Network

    ╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 89
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Salt & Light

    Salt & Light

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4112
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Kings Peace

    Kings Peace

    Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Xironite

    Xironite

    Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

    Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5508
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Timeless

    Timeless

    IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Mines Excavated: 1299
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NeoUni

    NeoUni

    【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】 ・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MC.NOOB.LV

    MC.NOOB.LV

    from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Modesty

    Modesty

    Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1549 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Potions Brewed: 27 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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