Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Runes Activated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SkyUtopia.net

    SkyUtopia.net

    Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Star Shards Collected: 230
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • OustCraft

    OustCraft

    Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PlanexCraft

    PlanexCraft

    ▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 283 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • EmberMC

    EmberMC

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magic Items Found: 7132

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Termina Towny SMP

    Termina Towny SMP

    Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Farlands SMP

    Farlands SMP

    You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineFall

    MineFall

    What is the server IP for MineFall? The server IP for both bedrock and java is mc.Minefall.eu How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and inp MineFall supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Animals Bred: 176
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Mines Excavated: 3356

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CoppitCraft

    CoppitCraft

    CoppitCraft! Available to both Bedrock and Java players. A friendly, mainly Vanilla survival server with an added protected plot world to keep your valuables safe and simple shops to sell items to other players. If plots and shops are not your thing you can just head out into the wilderness for the full Vanilla experience. 🙂 Many of us are small YouTubers who create content on the server, if you feel like joining a growing group of content creators come along and join in.

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PetrichorMC

    PetrichorMC

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • RLCraft – Merciful Sufferings

    RLCraft – Merciful Sufferings

    Three RLCraft Servers in one! You can select a Server to your own liking!– PvE with KeepInvntory and Landclaim– PvP without KeepInventory and with Landclaim– PvP in pure Anarchy Style, no Claims, no Economy, only basic Commands. Your choice!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magic Items Found: 6665
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Flocraft

    Flocraft

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Null Network

    Null Network

    Null Network is a survival server that focuses on becoming a unique survival experience. Using a resourcepack we created, we made unique weapons and mobs that seperates us from other servers! Features: – Unique Weapons: * Katanas * Greatswords * Quarterstaffs * Daggers * Magical Instruments (Flute, Guitar, Harp, Bell) * More is under development!* – Custom naturally spawning mobs around the wilderness. – Quests with unique Dialogue GUI. – And many more!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 410 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Potions Brewed: 188 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mines Excavated: 4108
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

    FTB Direwolf20  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: dw.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.12.2 Modpack

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecraft B-Zone

    Minecraft B-Zone

    The server provides you with 5 sections, namely: Survival, BuildBattle, Skyblock, Creative and SMP.The Survival server has various systems that will make your game much more pleasant and less boring, for example: 3 types of pecans, a menu with special abilities that will make your game easier, unique jobs for which you have to move and even do missions in order to earn your money, you can marry your boyfriend/girlfriend to benefit from an extra house and to be able to teleport to each other without problems, you can also have a child who will take care of your things if you have too many, 3 skills from which you can choose one to help you depending on how you want to play: defensive, offensive or utility, an economy with 3 types of coins and many others.On Skyblock, the islands are made by our colleagues who are skilled in construction and excited to play on them too, the generators are simple and efficient, this eases the work and the mining time will be shorter than with a regular generator, and to diversify your way of the game you can choose to do challenges that are divided into several levels depending on your progress. SlimeFun is also present to take you out of the routine of a regular server.Creative is waiting for you to put your imagination and ingenuity into practice in any way you want. You have access to creative gamemodes, and you can change the plots if you want more space to build. For more fun, we suggest building with a friend.Build Battle will surprise you with its arenas and is waiting for you to show your friends your builder talent, you can even invite the staff to fight in the built, and if you are brave and skilled enough, why not, even the builders and designers ours.SMP, also known as SurvivalMultiPlayer, is vanilla, it does not have any plugins that limit you or make it difficult for you to play the game.

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 54 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • iMinecrafting Network

    iMinecrafting Network

    With multiple servers that make up our network, we are a Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. Create your story, join!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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