Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Emeralds Found: 1314
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Servers

  • D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

    D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

    So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 8953
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoes Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

    HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

    Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

    So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

    Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8486 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftLifeLolz

    MineCraftLifeLolz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

    Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7056 Magic Items Found: 6777
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Runes Activated: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

    LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising
    lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Dimension Hops: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

    CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!
    join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

    we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

    but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

    Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

    And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 New Chunks Explored: 39159
    Farms Harvested: 677 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kik Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    BoyfriendBlockheadAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sayonara, Old Sayings!

    Sayonara, Old Sayings!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Farms Harvested: 420
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Crops Grown: 2571 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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