Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Divine Spears Created:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3063
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	6167
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Star Shards Collected:	146
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5059
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Chimeras Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	134
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.