Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Towns Built: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Chimeras Created: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Mines Excavated: 3035 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 298 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Emeralds Found: 368 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Ores Mined: 3462 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Crops Grown: 3605
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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