Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	47
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	161
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	4987	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Emeralds Found:	3527	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1909	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.