Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

    Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

    Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Dimension Hops: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

    CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

    Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoLifeSquad

    NoLifeSquad

    Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InstaCraft

    InstaCraft

    Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Farms Harvested: 252 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Coil MC

    The Coil MC

    What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Towns Built: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 294 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mineverse

    Mineverse

    Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Afternoon Teacraft

    Afternoon Teacraft

    Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHavoc

    MineHavoc

    Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 295 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 43 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 8builders8tools

    8builders8tools

    8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Athenas Kingdoms

    Athenas Kingdoms

    Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelmon Online

    Pixelmon Online

    Our servers use the Pixelmon Reforged mod in the latest version!Site www.pixelmononline.net Discord https://discord.gg/Zuy9yPZ Modpack https://bit.ly/pixelmononline IP pixelmononline.netMinecraft 1.12.2 Lucky Pixelmon 4 totally different Servers for every style of play

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Players Killed by Monsters: 6912
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Emeralds Found: 8858
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PvPWars

    PvPWars

    PvPWars is a Minecraft server network released on March 25th, 2017. We have a lot of experience hosting fun, popular and unique servers! We are pushing the limits of the newest versions of Minecraft like no other server has done before! Join today to see all the custom features we have to offer!Java IP: org.pvpwars.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pvpwars.net Port: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Kronic Romania MC

    Kronic Romania MC

    We are a Minecraft server from 2018, reopened today for you! The server is 1.20.1 at the moment and everything is redone from scratch. It was completely WIPE, to benefit from keys for crates on survival section, we are waiting for you to vote for customized prizes! We wish you pleasant fun with us and an unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Hellbounds

    Hellbounds

    Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Potions Brewed: 170
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SamMc

    SamMc

    SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

    There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Crops Grown: 9562
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Runes Activated: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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