Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Astral Projections Made: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Superabf.net

    Superabf.net

    NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TogetherCraft

    TogetherCraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

    Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Legends Evolved

    Legends Evolved

    Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MuttsWorld Minecraft

    MuttsWorld Minecraft

    You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5836
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SageSMP

    SageSMP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Elysian Craft SMP

    Elysian Craft SMP

    Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pinecraft Equestrian

    Pinecraft Equestrian

    ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Crops Grown: 9961
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 407 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The ex-stem

    The ex-stem

    Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1705 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 New Chunks Explored: 536629

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • JOLT Survival

    JOLT Survival

    Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Emeralds Found: 5930
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Avalon City Network

    Avalon City Network

    CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 370 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Rede Crown

    Rede Crown

    IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Honey Horizons

    Honey Horizons

    Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ConquestLand

    ConquestLand

    ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 732
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Infinity Craft

    Infinity Craft

    Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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