Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#Quran, ALLUH, America, American interests, Annihilation, blocky, British, corrupt religious leaders, flock herders, Fun, imperialist, intelligence, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, muzzshits, Nasrallah, ottoman empire, progress, psyops, resistance, rocket fire, russia, Server, Sheeple, subhumans, Superpowers, Syria, UMMUH

Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7264	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	53

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	3793	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	7682	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	7500
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	3572	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1838
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.