Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Ores Mined: 1148
Towns Built: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Servers

  • DifferentCraft Towny

    DifferentCraft Towny

    DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Cubiverse

    Cubiverse

    We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 6b6t

    6b6t

    6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Evolved Survival

    Evolved Survival

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Cherry Blossom SMP

    Cherry Blossom SMP

    Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Farms Harvested: 532
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Sky Blossom

    Sky Blossom

    Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Nomifactory by CraftersLand

    Nomifactory  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Cube-Nation.de

    Cube-Nation.de

    Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Simply Vanilla

    Simply Vanilla

    Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Project AZOTH

    Project AZOTH

    The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Megga-CRAFT

    Megga-CRAFT

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Elite Rabbit

    Elite Rabbit

    Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HeadHunter PvP

    HeadHunter PvP

    The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Star Shards Collected: 237

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HitCraft

    HitCraft

    Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BadWolfMC

    BadWolfMC

    Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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