Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 7249
Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Null Network

    Null Network

    Null Network is a survival server that focuses on becoming a unique survival experience. Using a resourcepack we created, we made unique weapons and mobs that seperates us from other servers! Features: – Unique Weapons: * Katanas * Greatswords * Quarterstaffs * Daggers * Magical Instruments (Flute, Guitar, Harp, Bell) * More is under development!* – Custom naturally spawning mobs around the wilderness. – Quests with unique Dialogue GUI. – And many more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

    FTB Direwolf20  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: dw.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Magic Items Found: 3444 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft B-Zone

    Minecraft B-Zone

    The server provides you with 5 sections, namely: Survival, BuildBattle, Skyblock, Creative and SMP.The Survival server has various systems that will make your game much more pleasant and less boring, for example: 3 types of pecans, a menu with special abilities that will make your game easier, unique jobs for which you have to move and even do missions in order to earn your money, you can marry your boyfriend/girlfriend to benefit from an extra house and to be able to teleport to each other without problems, you can also have a child who will take care of your things if you have too many, 3 skills from which you can choose one to help you depending on how you want to play: defensive, offensive or utility, an economy with 3 types of coins and many others.On Skyblock, the islands are made by our colleagues who are skilled in construction and excited to play on them too, the generators are simple and efficient, this eases the work and the mining time will be shorter than with a regular generator, and to diversify your way of the game you can choose to do challenges that are divided into several levels depending on your progress. SlimeFun is also present to take you out of the routine of a regular server.Creative is waiting for you to put your imagination and ingenuity into practice in any way you want. You have access to creative gamemodes, and you can change the plots if you want more space to build. For more fun, we suggest building with a friend.Build Battle will surprise you with its arenas and is waiting for you to show your friends your builder talent, you can even invite the staff to fight in the built, and if you are brave and skilled enough, why not, even the builders and designers ours.SMP, also known as SurvivalMultiPlayer, is vanilla, it does not have any plugins that limit you or make it difficult for you to play the game.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Gods Slained: 1 Magic Items Found: 1919
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • iMinecrafting Network

    iMinecrafting Network

    With multiple servers that make up our network, we are a Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. Create your story, join!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mines Excavated: 1843
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • VirarithMC

    VirarithMC

    VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Junior Kodaks

    Junior Kodaks

    Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7311 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FemboxSMP

    FemboxSMP

    What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • AxeCraft Network

    AxeCraft Network

    Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 327969 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • McDaily

    McDaily

    mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • WAX

    WAX

    The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PryorSurvival

    PryorSurvival

    Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DonutSMP

    DonutSMP

    DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • 1Vie.fr

    1Vie.fr

    ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Crops Grown: 1343 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Raw Vanilla

    Raw Vanilla

    Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5537 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 63 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WolfyCraft

    WolfyCraft

    »» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

    > Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

    > Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

    > Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

    > Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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